Thursday, July 8, 2010

Lights, Cameras, Not Akron


Lindsay Lohan’s profanity-painted nail barely registered a blink in comparison to the Hollywood-hype encircling NBA free agent Bron Bron. Despite overzealous speculation, it’s anyone’s guess whether South Beach’s alluring sands or New York’s bright lights offer sufficient sweepstakes bait.

Winning an NBA ring is not only the King’s cash but the lone certainty in this circus. Considering the absence of a supporting cast, Cleveland renders the dream impossible although planting Byron Scott at the head coach helm appears to be a smooth move.

However, what the media has failed to mention is how Bron Bron’s mama bedding down with one of his lowly teammates, Delonte West, factors into the “The Decision.” Ohio heartstrings aside, wherever King James lands, I’m pretty sure it’ll entail leaving the Quicken Loans Arena building. Hopefully, the city is prepared for the possibility of his departure and it wouldn’t exactly surprise if all hell broke loose.

As the b-ball world and pop culture curious swirl and twirl for tonight’s highly anticipated answer, Gloria James and son have since been hit with a million-dollar suit. For TMZ’s juicy details, bounce over here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/07/leicester-bryce-stovell-s_n_638779.html.

2 comments:

  1. No u didunt pull LBJ's mama into the picture. These boys are big daddy pimpin and The Decision is the latest reality show.

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  2. I get your drift, anonymous. Big daddy pimpin won't amount to much if Bron Bron doesn't snag a NBA ring. The heat is on in Miami!

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