Deception is the New Reality

While channel surfing recently, I heard a statement that couldn’t be truer as it applies to reality shows:Deception is the new reality.

KEEPING IT UNREAL

From the unReal Housewives of Atlanta comes new-nosed Nene. Though not nearly as unique as she’s often credited, sistah hood recently followed the footsteps of her predecessor housewives with surgical reconstruction. For reality TV’s popular fag hag, membership in the plastic surgery club must mean everything.

However, if she failed to work a gratis deal for services rendered, those funds might have been better spent enrolling her son in somebody’s college since he supposedly flunked out of Clark University during freshman year. Duh! He never went ‘off to school’ as she claimed in an episode. Surely, it wouldn’t hurt if Mother and son got schooled in tandem either.

The 'Mama Nem' Negro may be named Jones but truly, even with an altered honker, she can’t keep up with the elite.

TRUMP CARD

Where’s the fork because I’m done with Omarosa? The last time I heard, The Apprentice vixen had packed her hobo bag for a monastery and now, with the new reality show’s promos in swift rotation, the woman allegedly fired from the Clinton administration four times is seen toying with a fine brother in a bathtub. Talk about opposite ends of the lifestyle spectrum. Honey, money never walks to a bullshit beat.

Though not the first time the infamous O and the coiffure-challenged Trump have crossed T’s in reality show team, The Ultimate Merger is the debut of Mac Daddy Donnie’s big pimping venture. Although awaiting rumors that the pair has merged in more ways than one, I’ve already peeped the Donald’s ultimate fantasy in reality: seeing his chocolate sidekick kicking it with her own kind and getting paid. As the youngsters used to say, 'that's straight up Gangsta.'