From Big Papa to Little Mama
Among the rumors spiraling over the Real Housewives’ halos, it looks like the one about Kim Zolciak’s lip lock with a female DJ has tinges of plausibility. Banished from her married sugar daddy’s bed last year, “Brokeback Barbie” is creating major buzz for the Real Housewives of Atlanta’s 3rd installment with her switch to lesbian love.
Keep in mind that it was Tracy Young who remixed the marginal hit, “Tardy for the Party,” so the jury’s still out on whether Kim is just another bi- for- now celebrity or merely attempting to further her Autotune-influenced career. Given the blonde’s terminal addiction to materialism, I don’t expect the relationship to endure beyond a few episodes especially if Young’s fish basket doesn’t come packed with chunks of easily replenished cash.
See http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/real-housewives-kim-zolciak-steps-out-with-girlfriend-201013
Undercover Bubba
Anti-gay spouting state senator Roy Ashburn is now a living witness to the adage that what one does in the dark will come to the light. Ashburn, a married GOP politician and father of four, was reportedly busted by the boys in blue for DUI following a late night tip to Faces, a Sacramento gay bar. Although the male passenger in his vehicle was not identified, first-class detective skills aren’t needed to sort this one out. Perhaps Ashburn should consult former Idaho senator Larry “Minneapolis bathroom” Craig on how to put this situation under wraps before it swallows his career.
Get the scoop here: http://cbs2.com/local/gay.bar.faces.2.1538307.html
Tracy's not so bad looking and good for her if she's happy. You're on the money and I hope she has some cause Kim is a gold digging bitch, unless she is still f-ing Big Poppa on the side. She doesn't work so how does she live that lifestyle? I really want to know!!! It pissing me off....she cant be living that lifestyle from the money off of Housewives, and she just got her wig shit off the ground, so how does she do it?
ReplyDeleteDespite too much ghetto and hardly enough fab, it's rumored that the hitched and unhitched ATL housewives pull significantly less than their NY counterparts who reportedly bag $30K per episode.
ReplyDeleteYour cock talk is classic: "Perhaps Ashburn should consult former Idaho senator Larry “Minneapolis bathroom” Craig on how to put this situation under WRAPS before it SWALLOWS his career." Black gurl, are you a man in disguise?
ReplyDeleteNo, anonymous, sorry to disappoint but black gurl is 100% female. Apparently, I've successfully replicated your talk, that is, if you are a man.
ReplyDeleteKim is way too tardy to the party when it comes to her newfound sexuality. I'm with you BG: I'll bet a treeload of Georgia peaches that this is a fishy play for some well-timed exposure. Thanks for the hilariously written 411.
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